You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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