my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We have started to decorate penises.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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