So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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