you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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