I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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