guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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