hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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