Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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