Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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