i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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