the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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