we have officially mastered the walk of shame
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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