I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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