walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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