yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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