What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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