I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Randomize
