i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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