he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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I'm bleeding and have questions
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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