People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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