"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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