I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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