how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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