At least make sure they are 18
Why
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize
