He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
