Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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