I just saw a hot homeless man
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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