singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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