oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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