Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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