sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?