She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.