I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My dick has a subreddit
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Help me help you realize you are a moron