Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.