I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My cat gives me a boner
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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