ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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