I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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