we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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