this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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