Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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This is classic penis vs brain.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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