i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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