You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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