I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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