he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just had sex on a roof
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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