Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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