you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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