i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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