Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Couch. On fire.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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