No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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