I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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