I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
FUCK WHALES
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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