She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
why is half of my head shaved?
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