so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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