:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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