There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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