I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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