Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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