She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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