But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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