whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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