Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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