he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
home. puking in laundry basket.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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